1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. With my hand.

2) What was your dream growing up?
A. To be a writer and a grown-up.

3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. I wish I could draw. Just not the gay hobbits.

4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. SoCo and Coke. Filled with roofies.

5) Favorite vegetable?
A. Potatoes or black-eyed peas (minus the screechy Fergie chick)

6) What was the last book you read?
A. "Watching Baseball" by Jerry Remy

7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Virgo/Monkey

8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. D.C. Flag on my left leg, Eye of Horus on my right.
9) Worst Habit?
A. Smoking.

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. Only if you show some leg.

11) What is your favorite sport?
A. Baseball. Rugby's a close second.

12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. I'm hopetimistic that bad things will happen.

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. Sing bad hair metal songs.

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. Moving around so much in high school.

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. I'm slightly allergic to chocolate.

16) Do you have any pets?
A. Just Jason.

17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. I'd hook you up with beer and some food.

18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A. "That shirt is hella shiny."

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. A little of both.

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. My weight.

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. Both. More parter in crime though; it would give us an excuse to scream along to "Sabotage."

22) What color eyes do you have?
A. Really light blue.

23) Ever been arrested?
A. Nope. I've flirted my way out of a ticket and almost got tasered (thanks, Matt), but never arrested.

24) Bottle or can soda?
A. Bottle. Same for beer.

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. Pay off my debt and go back to school.

27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A. The gallows.

28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. Yup.

29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. Sleep or read.

30) Do you swear a lot?
A. Fuck yeah. Cumspring the titmass up your love-hydrant, thundertwat!

31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. Condescension.

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. Me.

33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. Yep.

35) Do you believe in God?
A. I'm agnostic, so yeah, in a way.

36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. Done and done, you sexy man.

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. Yes, with Robert, who you must meet.

2) What was your dream growing up?
A. To be a reporter, or a teacher, or a singer.

3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. Being able to stop violence without being violent myself.

4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. Mike's Hard Lemonade, or a wine cooler, or a flavored Bacardi Silver, or a Bacardi O, or something with 5% or less alcohol.

5) Favorite vegetable?
A. Squash.

6) What was the last book you read?
A. The Devil Wears Prada. But I'm reading Calm and Compassionate Children right now, hopefully I can finish it.

7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Leo.

8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. No.

9) Worst Habit?
A. Procrastination.

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. If I were in my car and I see that you weren't walking to your car or just down the street to a store, yes.

11) What is your favorite sport?
A. Swimming/scuba.

12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. Optomistic

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. Get you to sing a Richard Cheese song.

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. N/A, all things must pass.

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. But I AM weird!

16) Do you have any pets?
A. No.

17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. I would squee uncontrollably, call Robert, and hold you hostage until Robert came (or take you with me to Branch Avenue and we go up to Silver Spring to meet Robert). Then we'd all go out for dinner at someplace other than Bennigan's in Waldorf or Potbelly's in Silver Spring.

18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A. He's cool and funny, he plays cool music.

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. Depends.....many different clowns out there....

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. I s'ppose my weight.

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. Can't I be both?

22) What color eyes do you have?
A. Hazel/brown.

23) Ever been arrested?
A. For speeding once upon a time.

24) Bottle or can soda?
A. Depends on how thirsty I am.

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. Put it in my ING orange and use almost $1,000 on my ticket to Dominica.

27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A. I know you call it BigBucks, but Starbucks in Accokeek, or Brew House Coffees in La Plata, or College Perk in College Park.

28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. Yes, but not the Halloween type.

29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. Veg out.

30) Do you swear a lot?
A. When I am not around the kids at the Youth Center.

31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. Stupid people.

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. Lexi

33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. Yes and yes.

35) Do you believe in God?
A. Yes.

36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. I s'ppose so. But I don't know if you would.